translation for sarah. xo

so I was at my friend's house and it was like 8 pm, I had to go home already so I started to grab my things and told her to leave me at the bus station but she says "dude, I  just remembered I have a joint! do you want some?" and I was like... well, my body for sacrifice. we started to smoke listening to Die Antwoord, I asked her what were we smoking, and she explained to me the selling system of one of her acquaintances: X grams of buds for X money; X grams of brick weed for X money; and the surprise joint, for a dollar. we were having a surprise joint. ok, so we were finishing the joint and we used a bic pen as a smoking pipe, it kinda melted. frome here it all gets confusing. I remember we were done smoking and I had to go. then, we were in the exterior, on the grass. then, i was walking next to her and i see easter eggs on the grass: BITCH LOOK EASTER EGGS!! and she laughs the fuck out. (it actually made sense to find easter eggs on the grass, cause it was april and the day of finding the easter eggs had just passed, since my friend lived in this family condo, it could be very normal that they made these easter-parties with kids finding easter eggs around their houses and things like that) so I pick the eggs up and we keep on walking, really dizzy, in the darkness. suddenly i see MORE EASTER EGGS! and i scream BITCH LOOK EASTER EGGS! and she laughs the fuck out, once again. this happened a few times more until we finally reached the bus stop, right out of the condo. i remember the blueish light of the bus stop, i remember looking at my hands and telling her: i can't feel my hands. -that's why you kept dropping the eggs? -..... what eggs? -the eggs you had, the ones that you dropped and picked up -man those were on the floor -I GAVE THOSE TO YOU IN MY HOUSE -HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT....... it was the biggest confussion in my life.
we got on the bus (i had to take the bus, take the subway and walk home) and i decided to carry my keys in my hands the whole time so i wouldn't forget it. i was talking with my friend and we noticed that the bus was half empty, and we said ARE WE SCREAMING? -I THINK WE ARE, TALK LOWER -OKay
i don't know how i got on the subway, i wanted to charge my pass in the automatic-paying machines, so i put my pass in the card-slot and waited for the "insert your money" text. i waited for a really long time, hours i would say, until i vaguely realized that i put my pass in the credit card slot(?)...
i appeared inside the wagon, i appeared outside the wagon, and walked for days until i finally got home (two blocks away from the subway). i enter the house, said hello and got cold chicken from the oven. promise, that chicken was the most refined, delicious, the most sublime chicken i had ever tried, in my whole life. then i appeared in my bed, and fell asleep.

Soñé que una mosca me inyectaba huevos en la mano, que se desarrollaban y salían volando por un hoyito de mi piel. Cuando me di cuenta del bulto negro en mi mano, intenté extirparlo como un grano, pero era imposible porque se movía y escapaba de mis dedos. Mario trataba de ayudarme, pero nada...